Once upon a time, I had resigned myself to the death of Geocities. Then, after having read Hatch's Order of Magnitude
in one sitting and drifting off to sleep, I was beset by a dream of feverish intensity.
In my dream, the Prophet Hatch (along with a number of other figures I shall mention elsewhere) bade me to assist in
the resurrection of the once proud Internet.
And so I am here. Rejoice!